Random Text Message Leads to Marriage

LONDON (Reuters) – A British man has met and married a
22-year-old woman after, by his own account, dreaming of her
phone number and then sending her a text message.

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5 Reasons Bush isn’t as Stupid as you think

Since I picked on Dubya last week here is some inspiration:

5 Reasons Bush is not as Stupid as you think

Now don’t misunderestimate me!

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Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

Read the rest here

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