“The wimp who didn’t chase his ball across the street”
“You’re never too young to Masturbate”
“Lets throw Rocks at Retards”
“The Shame Of Adoption.”
“Let’s Run Along The Highway”
“The Secret At The Bottom Of The Pool”
“You Were an Accident”
“Strangers Have the Best Candy”
“Whatever happened to the Little Sissy Who Snitched?”
“Some Kittens Can Fly!”
“Katie Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”
“The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of
North Amer- Hey! Let’s Go Ride Bikes!”
“All Dogs Go to Hell”
“The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking”
“When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer They Say God Did It”
“What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?”
“Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Miss Electrical Outlet Be Friends?”
“Bi-Curious George”
“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”
“You Are Different and That’s Bad”
“The Fallacy of Looking Both Ways Before You Cross the Street”
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A woman hit her golf ball into the woods and found a frog caught in a trap.
The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes with the condition whatever you wish for, your husband will get
ten times more or better.”
For her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock
to him and…” The woman replied, “That will be okay.” So, pouf – she became
the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he
will be ten times richer than you and…” The woman said, “That will be okay,
because what is mine is his, and what is his is mine.” So, poof, she became
the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a
mild heart attack.
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Attila the Hun:
One of the most notorious villains in history, Attila’s army had conquered
all of Asia by 450 AD-from Mongolia to the edge of the Russian Empire-by
destroying villages and pillaging the countryside.
How he died: He got a nosebleed on his wedding night.
In 453 AD, Attila married a young girl named Ildico. Despite his reputation
for ferocity on the battlefield, he tended to eat and drink lightly during
large banquets. On his wedding night, however, he really cut loose,
gorging himself on food and drink. Sometime during the night he suffered a
nosebleed, but was too drunk to notice. He drowned in his own blood and was
found dead the next morning.
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