US passes 300 million mark
October 17, 2006 · Leave a Comment
This morning, by all guesses, the United States passed the 300 million people mark.
I wonder how many are illegals?
Side note: It’s snowing like crazy here today with a couple inches on the ground so far…
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2 thing in life you can count on; becomes 3
October 17, 2006 · Leave a Comment
While growing up I had quite a few teachers/adults tell me that there are 2 things in life you can count on:
- Death
- Taxes
I’d like to add a third that I’ve seen every election season since then:
- Gas prices will drop about a month before elections and stay low until about 2 weeks afterwards.
I’m telling you, just watch! 
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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity….
October 17, 2006 · Leave a Comment
- At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
- Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
- Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
- Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”
- Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
- In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds”
- Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
- Don’t use any punctuation
- As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
- Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
- Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
- Sing Along At The Opera.
- Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme?
- Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
- Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In The Mood.
- Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
- When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I Won!”
- When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling “Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”
- Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”
hat tip foO
Bean Bag Chairs: DIY
October 17, 2006 · Leave a Comment
I found a great article on how to make bean bag chairs yourself. I always likes bean bag chairs because it is one piece of furniture that you can adjust if it just doesn’t feel right.
I might just have to try this Do It Yourself article out and see what I end up with…
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